Friday, September 24, 2010

Delicious

Ever wonder what a 800-word death rattle sounds like? This.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just plain icky.

SoCalTwinsfan said...

"I respect your tradition of winning baseball. Anyone with 2 eyes can see that it is a quality, and competetive product that is on the field season after season, I just don’t care for it, and do not wish any part of it for my chosen team."
Well, he chose the right team to be a fan of, that's for sure.

Batgirl said...

I need a cigarette.

Anonymous said...

Aw, why'd you give that dood traffic?

I will say, as Twins fans, we aren't:

-Cowardly enough to attack Tom Gamboa
-Stupid enough to attack Laz Diaz

baseballjones said...

And, I'm already beginning to wonder what your "death rattle" will sound like once the crying subsides after your annual postseason exit? I've set the bar, will you surpass it? Remember to keep the tears off of the keyboard, bad for the equipment! Thanks for the vine, BTW!

Play Ball! said...

Baseball Jones' post = $00 and a couple minutes of my time.

Reading the comments on his post = $00 and a few minutes of my time.

Batgirl's comment here = Priceless.

(I could never come up with a reason to do Twitter. Batgirl tweeting just gave me one. Welcome back BG!)

Sam said...

Wait. Batgirl's on Twitter? Batgirl's on Twitter! Weekend just got better.

bjeyestone said...

My favorite part of it is the bitching about how the Twins have won 0 World Series titles since 1991.

The White Sox went from 1917-2005 without a title......

AK47 said...

"Don’t be confused, this is not sour grapes, nor is it the rantings of an ill-informed fan on the short end of the Division stick, but it is simply my own personal “Declaration of Independence” from anything related to the Minnesota Twins."

I think that was my favorite part. I mean, don't write that, it only makes your post seem more like a sour grapes rant from an ill-informed fan. You have to win the division (or the Wild Card) to have a shot at winning the World Series, if your team can't do that, then shut up.

Maija said...

Kudos to that guy, for making it all that much better when the Twins win the World Series this year.

Matt said...

Hey, does anyone have twins playoff tickets available? Willing to pay 50 a ticket for a pair.

email me at twins.baseball57@gmail.com if you wanted to help me out.

MN said...

I've said over and over, the only thing that really matters are rings. The only thing going into the playoffs and losing get is a little more money to spend on trying to win next year. That's handy, very useful, but without a ring all it is, is a good try.

I've already been called a White Sox fan twice this season for this attitude and you can call me that again though it's not true. So in that much, he's right. I'd rather have 1 ring than 5 division titles. (You obviously need one to win a ring.)

Hope they get one this year.

Daryl said...

I feel like I need a shower after wasting 15 minutes wading through that garbage... go Twins!